Priceless, Has this this happen to you.?

A man was life tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right business, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he may maybe have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit
her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fiddle with printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was coming up with her personal effects.

He said, ‘I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ License plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally… I assumed you had stolen the car.’

Priceless.

Answer by Haley
lmfao…..that was STUPID but pun…..

Answer by ♥ Bridget ♥
hahaha, excellent one

Answer by blondie
omg that is really really really sad how rude i mean every one has a terrible day but that wasnt cristian like at all

Answer by KSprad
HAHA, That’s pun. I forwarded to my mom, she’s aminister.

I’m sure she’ll use that in a sermon.

Answer by cobbjustin00
omg!! rotfl! agreed, priceless

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A man was life tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right business, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he may maybe have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was coming up with her personal effects.

He said, ‘I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing up a streak at him.’ I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.’

Priceless.

Answer by raels1
did wonder where this was going but read it all and loved it.

thanks for the giggle.

Answer by Tommy
Priceless indeed…..:) Thanks Kitty!

Answer by A Knight in Bright Armor
“Hallelujah” Praise the Lord a joke which will get through the yahoo censors Hallelujah lord it is a miracle………
Nice one kitty keep the excellent work up ,young miss.

Answer by Dragons Slayer
Sounds most logical to me and pun as heck ! Thanks Kitty

Answer by hip lady
where do you find this pun stuff? i have laughed until tears came into my eyes. fantastic stuff.
i reckon all cops are confused. ha ha ha

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