Let's see - Where did this old story come from?

by Paul Worthington

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right business, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he may maybe have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection — dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He then took her to the police station where she was searched fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was coming up with her personal effects.

He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker – the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder – the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker – and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally…

…I assumed you had stolen the car.”

Answer by DS Music
what’s pink and fluffly…………………………………….PINK FLUFF!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

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Newton 01


Image by Paul Worthington
No Mindbinders here, but I liked the assortment of desktop work tools. In the center is an ancient Apple Newton MessagePad 120. I place the dog sticker on the lid to tell mine apart from my wife’s when both Newtons were groundbreaking new. The blue business is an aluminum jacket for my ancient Palm Vx, what I went to after the Newton. It’s resting on the only large Moleskine I have.

A man was life tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right business,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he may maybe have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she
heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious
police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fiddle with printed,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a
policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the
booking desk where the arresting officer was coming up with her personal
effects. He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while
you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing
a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.”

Answer by morgan s
ya fascinating

Answer by the helpful one
IT TAKES TO LONG TO GET TO THE END AND BY THEN IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS AND NOT VERY FUNNY. SORRY!

Answer by Dacious P.I.
just a small. Not a gutbuster.

Answer by David
nice

Answer by irish_dance_123
haha, pun!

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